If I were Superman...

My brother Josh is a big fan of Smallville, and I used to be until it got all messed up, but we decided to watch the first few seasons all over again and it got me to thinking about how my life and choices would differ from that of Clark Kent.

Well, let me tell you that every decision that I would make would probably be the exact opposite of what Clark Kent would choose to do in every situation. The most recent episode I watched was when a Police Detective from Metropolis saw Clark stop a bus and than exploited him and his powers to do illegal activity for the cop. Now Clark went along with this for fear of his family and that his secret would be released to the general public. Now first thought that came to my head was, I think, the most obvious, kill him. Snap his damn neck and than grab his lifeless carcass and chuck his ass into outer space and no one would be the wiser. Now I know this option can be seen as morally wrong, and like a wise man once said, I believe it was Uncle Ben, with great power comes great responsibility, but the cop was wrong in the first place… so in this case two wrongs do make a right.

I would be exploiting myself if I had all those abilities. Super Speed, Invincibility, X-ray Vision (I could think of many risqué ways to use that lol), heat vision, cold breath, unlimited strength and obviously unparalleled good looks. I would be on Manchester United as midfielder, The San Francisco 49ers as Quarterback, The Blue Jays as a Center Fielder and I would be wiping the greens with Tiger Woods. On top of that, I would have already found Bin Laden, stop the war in Iraq, ended child poverty and won a Nobel Prize for awesomeness.

I would be untouchable, mad with power and constantly breaking the law, because in all honesty, how are they going to stop me? I know some of you might be thinking KRYPTONITE!! But since there is no planet Krypton I would just be Superman without any weaknesses’. So money, women and being famous (or infamous, depending on how you feel) would all be mine.

Last but not least I would definitely not be such a bitch when it can to Lana Lang, or any other girl for that matter. I am the most powerful and fastest person on the planet earth if not the entire universe and what I want I would get, or simply put, take. So high school boyfriend or not Lana Lang would be mine, and Chloe, and Lois, and Lex’s Girlfriend, Aunt Nell, The invisible girl that Clark ends up dating… basically every able bodied hot women in the city, state/province, country, continent. So if God does gift me with these abilities, than every one bewares, and Kate Beckinsale you can’t hide from me!